Bad News Bears (2005)
Timmy Deters: Tanner Boyle
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Quotes
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Mike Engelberg : [Buttermaker falls down drunk] Is he dead?
Prem Lahiri : No, he is drunk.
Tanner Boyle : Screw this, man, I'm takin' his wallet.
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Tanner Boyle : My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients, and Texans.
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Prem Lahiri : Hey, cut it out, poop-face!
Tanner Boyle : Poop-face? Are you kidding me? Elmo flips better shit than you!
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Tanner Boyle : [hearing a man reading "Casey at the Bat"] What a fag!
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Tanner Boyle : Great. First we have to play ball with a girl? What next? A cripple?
Matthew Hooper : Hey!
Tanner Boyle : Oops, I forgot!
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Joey Bullock : Hey bears, thanks for batting practice.
Jimmy : Yeah, you guys suck.
Tanner Boyle : I'll show you batting practice.
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Timothy Lupus : I heard he puts money under your bed at night when you lose a tooth.
Tanner Boyle : That's the tooth fairy, you homo!
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Mike Engelberg : Gotta protect the family jewels.
Tanner Boyle : Who are you kidding. When's the last time you even saw them?
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Prem Lahiri : Hey Yankees, you can take your crappy trophy's and shove them right up your asses!
Tanner Boyle : Nice. See you next year bitches!
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Morris Buttermaker : Come on guys, remember what I told you, there's no "I" in team
Matthew Hooper : Yea, but there's an "M" and an "E".
Tanner Boyle : THERE SHOULD BE AN "F" AND A "U"!
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Timothy Lupus : [after Timothy has been jumped by two members of the Yankees] No one's ever stood up for me before.
Tanner Boyle : Maybe if you weren't such a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to!