- Random Zombie: Send more security guards!
- Cody: Shoot her man!
- Julian Garrison: I can't shoot her! She's my friend! I lost my virginity to her.
- Cody: Man, everyone knows your first time sucks! Split her damn head open!
- Julian Garrison: What's all this for?
- Charles Garrison: Ain't it obvious? World domination! What else is everything ultimately for? Hahahaha!
- Mimi: [distracting guard] Hey, big boy. Ever get your freak on with a triple-jointed Sagittarian gymnast?
- Zeke Bordon: Do you ever feel like taking a drill and boring a fricking hole in your head so you can let the screams out?
- Julian Garrison: [Zeke has become a zombie] I'm gonna kill you, Zeke.
- Zeke Bordon: In case you haven't noticed, I'm already dead, fuckhead!