Final Destination 3 (2006)
Alexz Johnson: Erin
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Quotes
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Wendy Christensen : We need to know who was sitting behind you on the roller coaster.
Erin : Ok, who was sitting behind us on the roller coaster? Oh! Oh wait, Uh, wasn't it that one guy who got voted most likely to become manager of Red Lobster?
Ian McKinley : Oh, no, you know what? God, I remember. There was this guy, uh, black cloak. I didn't see his face. But um, the ride attendant, did take his sickle before the ride started, if that's helpful in any way.
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Kevin Fischer : You know what? You're a real piece of shit Lewis. Fuck you.
Lewis Romero : Fuck moi? No fuck you.
[Kevin grabs his arm and Lewis slaps Erin in the face]
Erin : Agh.
Jason Wise : [Ian gets up and grabs Lewis, who is already in a fight with Kevin] Dude, let me off!
[the fight between Lewis, Ian, and Kevin continues]
Jason Wise : Dude let me OFF!
Ashley Freund : This is so high school.
Ashlynn Halperin : Out.
[Ashlyn and Ashley leave their seats]
Frankie Cheeks : Wait where are you ladies going?
Erin : [trying to get Ian up from the fight] Ian!
Jason Wise : [while Security guards grab Wendy, Kevin, Ian, Erin, and Lewis] Dude let me off, I got to see if she's okay.
[crowd starts chanting, "Aye, oh, let's go!"]
Jason Wise : DUDE LET ME OFF!
[worker signals other roller coaster worker to start the ride]
Jason Wise : Let me off!
[ride starts]
Jason Wise : Dude that's my girlfriend!
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Wendy Christensen : [in Wendy's premonition] Erin! Hold on! Hold on!
Erin : [Ian and Erin are holding onto the seats] I can't.
[Ian falls so Erin lets go also]
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Erin : Death is fucking complicated.
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Erin : Hey, after I restock this stuff that these pinhead customers can't manage to return to the shelves themselves, we can blow out of here, okay?
Ian McKinley : Rightio, babe.
Wendy Christensen : [Wendy and Kevin knock on the get at the hardware store] Erin, It's Wendy and Kevin.
Erin : Shit! You scared the shit out of me!
Kevin Fischer : Wait til you hear what we have to tell you.
Erin : [on the walkie-talkie] Zip, it's Pip. Come over here. You are gonna trip when you hear this.
Ian McKinley : [answers back on his walkie-talkie] Well paint me intrigued, Pip. I'm on my way.
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Erin : A roller coaster is just elemental physics, a conversion of potential energy to kinetic energy.
Ian McKinley : Yeah, odds are like 1 in 250 million of dying on a roller coaster.
Jason Wise : Yeah, yeah, thanks for that McKinley.
Ian McKinley : You're more likely to die driving to an amusement park than dying at one.
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Erin : So let me get this straight. I'm gonna OD on nail polish, and Ian is gonna be embarrassed to death?
Kevin Fischer : You saw what happened to Wendy. Alright, what's happened to the others, you just saw their pictures.
[All the lights in the hardware store begin flickering]
Ian McKinley : [Ian comes into view and is seen turning the lights on and off and laughing] Oh my God, guys, what's going on? What's going on, that's crazy. That's crazy.
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Erin : [Ian is loading a nail gun when he hears Erin over the walkie-talkie] Zip, it's Pip. You cut those plywood orders yet?
Ian McKinley : Uh that's a big no, Pip. Osama bin-supervisor wants me to get rid of these pigeons first. They keep setting off the alarms.
[Ian raises himself on the forklift]
Ian McKinley : Hello babies.
[He starts shooting at the pigeons wit the nail gun, killing one]
