- Ben Stiller (Opening Skit): Alright. I'll lay it on him. Sequel.
- Peter Jackson (Opening Skit): Sequel to what?
- Ben Stiller (Opening Skit): Sequel to the three biggest movies of the entire history of the universe.
- Ben Stiller (Opening Skit): Sam and Frodo sitting in a tree.
- Vince Vaughn (Opening Skit): K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
- Ben Stiller (Opening Skit): Barefoot, yeah. Hairy knuckle, yeah.
- Vince Vaughn (Opening Skit): Your feet are big and they're hairy. We got time to kill. What can we do? Shhh, shhh, shhh!