Directed by
| Tim Quicke | ||
Cast (in credits order)
| Tara Fitzgerald | ... | Narrator (voice) | |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Paula Abdul | ... | Self | |
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Max Clifford | ... | Self |
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Julie Cowell | ... | Self - Simon's mum |
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Nicholas Cowell | ... | Self - Simon's brother |
| Simon Cowell | ... | Self | |
| Declan Donnelly | ... | Self | |
| Randy Jackson | ... | Self | |
| Nigel Lythgoe | ... | Self | |
| Anthony McPartlin | ... | Self | |
| Ryan Seacrest | ... | Self | |
| Terri Seymour | ... | Self - Simon's girlfriend | |
| Sinitta | ... | Self | |
| Quentin Tarantino | ... | Self | |
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Maurice Veronique | ... | Self - Simon's friend |
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Pete Waterman | ... | Self |
| Robbie Williams | ... | Self | |
Produced by
| Georgie Hurford-Jones | ... | associate producer |
| Stewart Morris | ... | executive producer |
| Tim Quicke | ... | producer |
Cinematography by
| Steve Green | ||
Editing by
| Ross Copeland | ||
| Jon Oliver | ||
Production Management
| Amanda George | ... | production manager |
Art Department
| Gareth Price | ... | graphic designer |
Sound Department
| James Baker | ... | sound recordist |
| Roger Knight | ... | sound mixer |
Additional Crew
| Belinda Harris | ... | archive researcher |
| Elizabeth Hodges | ... | production assistant |
| Claire Morrison | ... | researcher |
| Donna Wills | ... | production accountant |
