Find Me Guilty (2006)

Ron Silver: Judge Sidney Finestein

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• Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Judge.

  Judge Finestein : Yes, Mr. DiNorscio?

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Can I talk to you?

  [approaches the bench] 

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : I wanna apologize for my action in court before. I want you to understand... whatever I said, I meant no disrespect to you. I respect you more than any other judge I ever faced, and I faced a lot of them.

  Judge Finestein : Okay, well, thank you, Mr. DiNorscio.

• Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : See, I-I'm not understanding this. You're saying from the back slappin' and the kissing, you knew that they were Italian?

  Michael Kerry : Well, it was an Italian restaurant.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Did they all have black hair?

  Michael Kerry : Uh, yeah, yeah. From what I remember, yeah.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : Could they have been Spanish, Greek, Jewish?

  Michael Kerry : Not with Nick Calabrese at the head of the table, no.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : You saying Nick only eats with Italians?

  Michael Kerry : No, I'm not saying that.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : What if I told you I went into a restaurant and there was nothing but Irish guys there? And you says, "How'd you know they were Irish?" And I says, "'Cause they were all drunk and vomiting all over the floor."

  Sean Kierney : Objection, Your Honor! Badgering the witness!

  Judge Finestein : Mr. DiNorscio.

  Michael Kerry : No, it's all right, Judge. Look, Mr. DiNorscio. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, chances are it's a duck.

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : If it talks like an asshole, looks like an asshole,

  [talks into the microphone] 

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : chances are it's an asshole.

  Sean Kierney : Objection, Your Honor! This behavior cannot be tolerated!

  Judge Finestein : Mr. DiNorscio, I am fining you $5,000 for contempt of court!

  Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : That's what I got, Your Honor. I got contempt for this court. You should've stopped him before with all the Italian shit.

  Judge Finestein : You are now fined 10,000! Wanna try for 15?

• Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio : My marshals have been giving me a hard time for weeks now. Everybody gets to eat what they want, and not me. I gotta eat what they bring me. I ordered, uh... creamy peanut butter, and they brought me chunky.

  Judge Finestein : Please, Mr. DiNorscio, this isn't my department. Take it up at MCC.