- Jack Tanner: He's a newly minted Log Cabin Republican.
- Alex Tanner: He's gay?
- Jack Tanner: Yes.
- Alex Tanner: And he's a Republican?
- Jack Tanner: Yes.
- Alex Tanner: Maybe now I won't have to interview him.
- Alex Tanner: AHHHHHHH! A brand new Discover card, with a $10,000 limit! We're going to Boston!
- Andrea Spinelli: Wow! 19 per cent interest, bring it on!
- Alex Tanner: I'm 35 years old, my mom makes my car payment and my dad loans me the rest. I feel like I'm a poster child for assisted living.