Are We Done Yet? (2007)
Ice Cube: Nick Persons
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Quotes
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Chuck Mitchell, Jr. : I must warn you, Nick, I am fluent in the karate.
Nick Persons : I don't know karate, but I know ca-razy!
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[repeated line]
Nick Persons : I can fix that.
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Nick Persons : Pregnant lady coming through.
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Nick Persons : I can do the fixing.
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Nick Persons : Hey, Chuck. When it comes to this electrical stuff... How much is it gonna cost me?
Chuck Mitchell, Jr. : Ooh, I don't know. A home this size, you're looking at about eight.
Nick Persons : Hundred?
Chuck Mitchell, Jr. : Thousand.
Nick Persons : [points away] Get off my property!
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[Lindsey's not in her bed; Kevin wakes up with a start as Nick barges in and turns on the lamp]
Nick Persons : Where is she?
Kevin Persons : She went to a party at Danny's house.
Nick Persons : Dry Rot Danny?
[Kevin nods; Nick scowls and leaves]
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Chuck Mitchell, Jr. : You've got dry rot.
Nick Persons : Dry what?
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Nick Persons : You need to get some fresh air and a few open spaces.
Suzanne Persons : I think I'm gonna be sick right now.
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Suzanne Persons : *Now* do you want the number?
Nick Persons : Mmm-hmm.
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Nick Persons : You're the local real estate guy.
Chuck Mitchell, Jr. : I'm also the local contractor.
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Nick Persons : It's you and me, there's nothing to be scared of. But that.
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Suzanne Persons : Honey, what was that?
Nick Persons : A raccoon.
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Mr. Rooney : How's the house coming?
Nick Persons : It's coming.
Mr. Rooney : Hey, how *is* Chuck doing?
Nick Persons : Don't know and don't care.
Mr. Rooney : Boy, I hope he's OK. This is a tough time of year for him.
Nick Persons : Oh, yeah? Why is that?
Mr. Rooney : You know, his wife. He lost his wife a few years back around this time of year. You didn't know, did you?
[Nick shakes his head]
Mr. Rooney : Oh, yeah, she was really something special. He's never been the same since. She was his entire world.
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[Nick storms into the kitchen after firing Chuck]
Suzanne Persons : I don't know what you were thinking, Nick. When you come to your senses, you're gonna realise that we're gonna have to hire Chuck back.
Nick Persons : What? Oh, no, no! That's *never* gonna happen, all right? Nobody takes me for a ride, so he's never stepping foot in this house again!
Suzanne Persons : Chuck is caring and he cares about this family!
Nick Persons : Fam--? What he needs to do is move back with his *own* family! It's not normal for a contractor to live with his clients, Suzanne!
Suzanne Persons : I understand that, but it's been fun having him around, Nick, and he's great with the kids!
Nick Persons : No, he's not! He's the one tearing this family apart, *that's* what he's doing!
Suzanne Persons : *He's* the one tearing this family apart? *You're* the one tearing this family apart, Nick!
Nick Persons : *Me*?
Suzanne Persons : Yes, you! With your insane obsession with this house!
Nick Persons : You don't have to worry about that anymore.
[take a pen out of a drawer]
Nick Persons : Got the perfect idea.
[writes on a "For Sale" sign]
Nick Persons : This house is driving everybody crazy, so I say we just move on and cut our losses.
Suzanne Persons : Oh, and where are we gonna go, Nick? To your condo?
Nick Persons : Anywhere but here!
[storms out of the kitchen with the sign]
Suzanne Persons : [follows Nick] Nick. Nick! We cannot keep uprooting our family like this!
Nick Persons : *Who* was the one crying that we needed a bigger place, all right? Now, I wouldn't be stuck with this dump if it wasn't for you and these ungrateful kids!
Suzanne Persons : [hurt] Nick.
Nick Persons : Suzanne, I didn't mean that.
Suzanne Persons : [brages past Nick] No.
Nick Persons : Come on, hold on.
Suzanne Persons : No.
Nick Persons : I didn't mean...
Suzanne Persons : Don't touch me right now.
Nick Persons : I'm just under so much pressure.
Suzanne Persons : And *I'm* not under pressure? *I'm* the one who's having babies that I'm not even sure you want!
[marches upstairs, leaving Nick alone]
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Suzanne Persons : [in labour] Oh, Nick, I'm gonna kill you!
Nick Persons : For what?
Suzanne Persons : You did this to me!
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Lindsey Persons : I'm almost fourteen, Nick. You can't keep treating me like a child.
Nick Persons : No, no, you're only thirteen, and as your stepfather, I have the God-given right to treat you like a child.
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Nick Persons : Hey, there little buddy. I could use a...
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Nick Persons : Hey man, I'm right here.
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Suzanne Persons : Honey, I'm pregnant.
Nick Persons : By who?
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Nick Persons : I got it. Did I get him?
Lindsey Persons , Kevin Persons : No.
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Nick Persons : We'll take it.