Charlie Bartlett (2007)

Tyler Hilton: Murphy Bivens

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• Murphy Bivens : I'll see you in the sequel, bitch!

• Murphy Bivens : Okay, maybe you're not a total tool, but guys like you and guys like me can't be friends.

  Charlie Bartlett : Why is that?

  Murphy Bivens : I take the train tracks home. You drive around in a limo.

  Charlie Bartlett : I guess you're right. Look, I got ninety pills of Ritalin that we could sell at the dance. Maybe we're just gonna have to settle for being business partners.

• Murphy Bivens : Hey, Whitney.

  Whitney Drummond : Hi, Murphy.

  Whitney Drummond : [as Murphy hands her a bouquet of flowers]  Wow, you actually brought flowers.

  Murphy Bivens : [a bit sheepishly]  They're pretty lame, huh? I've never been on a real date before.

  Whitney Drummond : That's okay, Murphy. I've never been on a real date before either.

  Whitney Drummond : [commenting on his preppy-looking polo shirt with alligator logo]  By the way, I like your shirt.

  Murphy Bivens : Thanks.

• Murphy Bivens : I think Dustin Lauderbach may be a...

  [wiggles his hand in a suggestive manner] 

  Charlie Bartlett : I think you're just jealous 'cause you don't have any artistic ambitions.

  Murphy Bivens : Fuck you, dude. In fifth grade, I played Linus in "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown." And I was good.

  Charlie Bartlett : Really?

  Murphy Bivens : Yeah.

  Charlie Bartlett : Wow, I didn't know that.

  Murphy Bivens : If I'm jealous - "if" - it's because only guys like Dustin Lauderbach can get girls like Whitney Drummond.

  Charlie Bartlett : You wanna' hook up with Whitney Drummond?

  Murphy Bivens : No. I wanna' to do it right. That's the kind of girl you go dinner and a movie with.

  Charlie Bartlett : [looks a bit skeptical]  I don't know, you'd have to clean up quite a bit.

  Murphy Bivens : [scoffs]  Not in this life.

  Charlie Bartlett : So, why did you stop doing the school play?

  Murphy Bivens : I kept getting my ass kicked by people like me.

  Charlie Bartlett : Murph, we really have to have conversations like this more often

  Murphy Bivens : Oh, bite me.

• Murphy Bivens : How does that feel? I don't care. You know why? 'Cause that was a rhetorical question!

• Murphy Bivens : [cornering him]  What's that, a briefcase?

  Charlie Bartlett : Actually, I believe it's an attaché case.

  Kip Crombwell : What's that thing on your jacket mean?

  Charlie Bartlett : Oh, this. "cor ad cor loquitur". It's in Latin. I think the translation is "heart speaks to heart", but I may be wrong.

  Murphy Bivens : So, you like a total faggot, or what?

  Charlie Bartlett : Is that a rhetorical question?