Flushed Away (2006)

Kate Winslet: Rita

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Quotes 

• Liam : He's gonna steal your boat.

  Rita : He won't steal my boat.

  Liam : He's stealing your boat.

  Rita : He isn't stealing...

  Liam : He stole your boat.

  Rita : What?

  Liam : He's like Robin Hood in reverse.

• Rita : Tell me about yourself, Roddy.

  Roddy : Well, there's not much to tell.

  Rita : You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do.

  Roddy : I'm... I'm in a boy band.

  Rita : What?

  Roddy : Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.

• Spike : Blimy, it's cold.

  Whitey : That's why I wore me mittens.

  Spike : Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!

  Whitey : It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.

  Rita : What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!

  Roddy : I haven't got your ruby!

  [the ruby falls on his hand] 

  Roddy : Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.

• Roddy : Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?

  Rita : Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.

  Roddy : Thank you.

  Rita : Just look how nicely he's dressed.

  Roddy : Ah, thank you.

  Rita : And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!

  Roddy : Precisely... What? No, no!

• Rita : This is quite tasty.

  Roddy : Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice.

  Rita : Rice?

  Slug : [singing]  What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.

  Maggots : Larva, larva, larva...

  Roddy : Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.

• Rita : It's impossible!

  Roddy : /ENGLAND/ is winning! ANYTHING'S possible!

• Roddy : Maybe I can make it up to you?

  Rita : Get stuffed.

• Rita : We Malones never go back on our word.

• Rita : Real!

  Roddy : Fake.

  Rita : Real!

  Roddy : Fake.

  Rita : [sighs]  Real.

  Roddy : Fake.

  Rita : REAL!

• Roddy : [Roddy and Rita are running from the thugs]  Rita could we please go a little faster.

  Rita : We don't have too.

  Rita : [hits a button]  Go go purple custard.

• Roddy : [gasps, gets grabbed by the metallic hand, and gets moved to a person hiding in the shadows]  Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. uh... Captain Skipper Thingy.

  Rita : Hey!

  [emerges from the shadows] 

  Rita : That's *Miss* Captain Skipper Thingy to you!

  Roddy : Oops.

  Rita : What are you doing on my boat?

  Roddy : Look, I've had a really bad day and I just need your help. You see, I've been thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toile...

  [the boat's hand puts a finger over his mouth] 

  Rita : Yeah, thank you, too much information. I've got my own problems, mate.