- Conan O'Brien: Thank you for being here, T, on this very special night.
- Mr. T: Good. Listen up, Conan: I brought you a special anniversary gift.
- Conan O'Brien: That's very nice of you. Thank you. Yeah, that's great.
- Mr. T: Here's your anniversary gift.
- [hands Conan a gold necklace with the number "7" hanging from it]
- Conan O'Brien: That's beautiful, it's, uh... that is so weird. Uh, seven, I- I've been on for TEN years.
- Mr. T: I know that, foo', but you only been funny for SEVEN!
- [salutes and walks off-stage]