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Balls of Fury (2007)
Master Wong:
It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy.
Maggie Wong: I'm trying to sacrifice my life for our love, Stop being such a dick!
Feng: [inviting Randy on a private tour] I won't bite... not where it shows.
Feng: Represent.
Feng: What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?
Feng: Less talkie-talkie, more ping-pong.
Master Wong: Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.
[chuckles]
Master Wong: She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.
Karl Wolfschtagg: You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne.
Master Wong: [smirks] The joke's on you, pretty boy. It's not cologne, it's lady speed stick.
Randy Daytona: [sees a man standing up] Hey, a volunteer! How you doing buddy?
[takes his ping pong ball and paddle and starts bouncing the ball of the guy's face]
Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [as Randy is bouncing the ball of his face] I was just going for more Cheese 'n Mac.
Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [Randy keeps bouncing the ball of his face and then his stomach. The guy trys to protect himself with his plate but can't] Stop!
Randy Daytona: [finally catches the ball] Hoooooooeeeeeee! A-thank you!
Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [collapses from a heart attack]
Randy Daytona: [as The Hammer keeps making weird hand gestures] I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: I'm still trying to figure out if it's a dude or a chick.
Master Wong: Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace.
Karl Wolfschtagg: So, we meet again. The years have not been kind to you; I will not be either.
Karl Wolfschtagg: Daytona, I have said some cruel things about you. To my friends here at the tournament, I tell them that the reason that you hate me so much, is because I had sex with your mother.
Randy Daytona: My mother died when I was two. I hardly knew her.
Karl Wolfschtagg: Yeah I know it's a horrible thing to say. And yet these things that I say over and over again... I do not mean them. Because in truth, you are the greatest player I have ever scene. Other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do... everyday... in the nude. I'm sorry for you, that your papa is not here to see you. I think he would be very proud of you.
Randy Daytona: Yeah.
Karl Wolfschtagg: So proud of you, that he would probably bet the money on you again. I could use the cash! Haha. Tell your dead parents I said "What's Up?"
Gary: [the building is about to self destruct] I'm gonna save the panda!
[runs offscreen]
Gary: Ahhh!
[runs back on screen]
Gary: Panda's dead!
[runs away]
Maggie Wong: [in Chinese] Focus on your balls not my boobs!
Asian Guy With Gun: [when Randy first arrives at his room] Hello, can I interest you in some Altoids, or some Axe Body Spray?
Feng: Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: "Ping pong".
Karl Wolfschtagg: [after stepping on Randy's paddle] Whoops. Clumsy clumsy hippos.
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Maggie Wong: I'm trying to sacrifice my life for our love, Stop being such a dick!
Feng: [inviting Randy on a private tour] I won't bite... not where it shows.
Feng: Represent.
Feng: What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?
Feng: Less talkie-talkie, more ping-pong.
Master Wong: Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.
[chuckles]
Master Wong: She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.
Karl Wolfschtagg: You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne.
Master Wong: [smirks] The joke's on you, pretty boy. It's not cologne, it's lady speed stick.
Randy Daytona: [sees a man standing up] Hey, a volunteer! How you doing buddy?
[takes his ping pong ball and paddle and starts bouncing the ball of the guy's face]
Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [as Randy is bouncing the ball of his face] I was just going for more Cheese 'n Mac.
Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [Randy keeps bouncing the ball of his face and then his stomach. The guy trys to protect himself with his plate but can't] Stop!
Randy Daytona: [finally catches the ball] Hoooooooeeeeeee! A-thank you!
Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [collapses from a heart attack]
Randy Daytona: [as The Hammer keeps making weird hand gestures] I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: I'm still trying to figure out if it's a dude or a chick.
Master Wong: Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace.
Karl Wolfschtagg: So, we meet again. The years have not been kind to you; I will not be either.
Karl Wolfschtagg: Daytona, I have said some cruel things about you. To my friends here at the tournament, I tell them that the reason that you hate me so much, is because I had sex with your mother.
Randy Daytona: My mother died when I was two. I hardly knew her.
Karl Wolfschtagg: Yeah I know it's a horrible thing to say. And yet these things that I say over and over again... I do not mean them. Because in truth, you are the greatest player I have ever scene. Other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do... everyday... in the nude. I'm sorry for you, that your papa is not here to see you. I think he would be very proud of you.
Randy Daytona: Yeah.
Karl Wolfschtagg: So proud of you, that he would probably bet the money on you again. I could use the cash! Haha. Tell your dead parents I said "What's Up?"
Gary: [the building is about to self destruct] I'm gonna save the panda!
[runs offscreen]
Gary: Ahhh!
[runs back on screen]
Gary: Panda's dead!
[runs away]
Maggie Wong: [in Chinese] Focus on your balls not my boobs!
Asian Guy With Gun: [when Randy first arrives at his room] Hello, can I interest you in some Altoids, or some Axe Body Spray?
Feng: Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: "Ping pong".
Karl Wolfschtagg: [after stepping on Randy's paddle] Whoops. Clumsy clumsy hippos.
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