Get Smart (2008)

Ken Davitian: Shtarker

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Quotes 

• Siegfried : How do I know you're not Control?

  Maxwell Smart : If I were Control, you'd already be dead.

  Siegfried : If you were Control, you'd already be dead.

  Maxwell Smart : Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control.

  Shtarker : That actually makes sense.

• Dalip : Bomb didn't go off.

  Siegfried : Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?

  Shtarker : It was the mushroom cloud for me.

• Shtarker : Are you crazy? This is radioactive material! One wrong move, and it's ka-frickin'-boom!

  Siegfried : This is KAOS. We don't "ka-frickin'-boom" here.

• Siegfried : 200 billion dollars by 3pm.

  CIA Agent : 200 billion dollars by 3pm?

  Siegfried : You seem a bit slow, is there someone else I can talk to?

  Shtarker : Good one.

• Shtarker : [after Siegfried gets thrown out of the car and over a bridge]  What good hang time, huh?

• Shtarker : Too bad about all the dead movie stars.

  Siegfried : Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.

• Siegfried : Why does he do that?

  Shtarker : Don't look at me, I'm no one.

  Siegfried : And don't you forget it, everyone here can be replaced.

  [to Dalip] 

  Siegfried : I even have backup for you, it's called a rhinoceros.

• Maxwell Smart : This is it?

  Siegfried : Of course not, I lied.

  Shtarker : He does that.