- [first lines]
- Saleswoman: Over here... Good morning.
- Delivery guy: Good morning. What, uh, What's with all the suits?
- Saleswoman: Some big dealer thing.
- Ed Koster: What if I told you that I had a way to raise the cash in less than five days?
- Roger Hargitay: I'd say you're fucking nuts.
- Ed Koster: Have I ever remotely resembled someone to you who's sane?
- Vinnie: Are you okay?
- Paul Weston: Define "okay". Hey, what time is it?
- Vinnie: It's just after 2:00. Do you need a doctor?
- Paul Weston: More like a welder.
- Ed Koster: You guys absolutely fuckin' slay me. We log on, make a few phone calls, two weeks later 250 geriatrics hand over their entire life's savings, and that's okay. "But gee, Ed, I don't wanna be a real crook."
- Dr. Charlie Brooks: For what it's worth, I've treated a lot of Vinnie's friends, but you're the first one that I've ever given a ride to.
- Paul Weston: Ah. So out of all the losers, I'm your favorite one.
- Dr. Charlie Brooks: Without a doubt.
- [last lines]
- Paul Weston: I'm Paul.
- Roger Hargitay: Roger.
- [explosion]
- Paul Weston: Nice to meet you, Roger.
- Roger Hargitay: Yeah, you too.