Uncle Albert:
With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker:
Great responsibility? Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert:
I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!
Uncle Albert:
[
to Rick about a book on puberty] Once a month, you'll bleed from your vagina.
[
awkward pause]
Uncle Albert:
This may be the wrong book.
Rick Riker:
I'm not wearing any diamonds!
Rick Riker:
[
during a prolonged conversation with Jill while plummeting from a rooftop] Wow, this is a really tall building!
Lou Landers:
[
before death] Oh fuck.
Uncle Albert:
Oh I love you, my wife.
Person at funeral:
Sir, that isn't your wife.
Uncle Albert:
Who's is it then?
Person at funeral:
It is his.
Uncle Albert:
Give me five minutes.
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