Memorable quotes for
Alpha Dog (2006)

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Angela Holden: So you're like... ransom.
Julie Beckley: That's hot.
Zack Mazursky: It's ok. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren
Julie Beckley: Stolen boy.

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Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: Polo
Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: [breathily] Polo
[they kiss]

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Julie Beckley: Wipe that smile off yor face you're a dead givaway

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Zack Mazursky: I would NEVER rat you guys out.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Hey, we know that man.

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Johnny Truelove: You ever have that dream: the one where you did something... You don't know why, but you can never go back?

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Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette?
Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that. It's good for you.

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Johnny Truelove: Suck My Dick
Angela Holden: Oh I already tried that, it didn’t work did it?

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Angela Holden: [sitting bored in bed] Wanna fuck?
Johnny Truelove: Ok
[they strip down and begin making out]
Angela Holden: [pauses] What's wrong?
Johnny Truelove: Nothing.
Angela Holden: Your dick's soft.
Johnny Truelove: Well give it some help then.
Angela Holden: [she disappears beneath the covers and then reappears soon] Jesus. What do you want to do,
[derisively]
Angela Holden: cuddle?
Johnny Truelove: Can't we just...
Angela Holden: No. I wanna fuck!
Johnny Truelove: [storms out of bed] Blow me!
Angela Holden: I already tried that. It didn't work

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Susan Hartunian: This kid has been kidnapped!
Sabrina Pope: Dude, that's so fucking cool.
Susan Hartunian: Dude, this shirt is fucking cool, Bob Marley is cool, you guys think the kidnapping is cool?

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Alma: Have you ever been laid, Stolen Boy?

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Jake Mazursky: [after beating up five people] If ANYONE sees Johnny Truelove... tell him that Jake Mazursky was looking for him. Thank you.

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[first lines]
Sonny Truelove: You wanna know what this is all about? You can say it's about drugs or guns or disaffected youth, or whatever you like. But this whole thing is about parenting. It's about taking care of your children. You take care of yours, I take care of mine.

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Jake Mazursky: I'm not one of your little friends, you fucking midget.

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Sonny Truelove: A drug dealer? No. Did he sell a little weed? Yeah.

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Frankie Ballenbacher: Dance, bitch!

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Olivia Mazursky: My son was murdered over $1200.

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Susan Hartunian: Am I the only fucking person who thinks this is fucking wrong?

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Jake Mazursky: I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME!

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Jake Mazursky: [after returning Zack home drunk] Hey, you wanted him, you got him!

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Frankie Ballenbacher: Jesus, first you give me mouth, now you're giving me fucking tears. Do me a favor Susan, have a period or something.

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Wanda Haynes: Wacky Zacky.

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Frankie Ballenbacher: You're a faggot dude. 100%. Don't talk to me anymore okay. I fuck bitches. You're a homo.

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Jake Mazursky: [on the phone with Johnny Truelove] No matter where you go, No matter what you do, I'm gonna hunt you down. I'm gonna hunt you down and then I'm gonna slit your throat and then I'm gonna cut you open and then I'M GONNA EAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HEART! YOU BETTER YOU PRAY, JOHNNY YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY THAT THE COPS FIND YOU, BEFORE I DO! GET ON YOUR COCKSUCKING KNEES AND PRAY!
[pause]
Jake Mazursky: HELLO? HELLO!

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Frankie Ballenbacher: I got it under control. Say it, You Frankie have got it under control, say it.
Susan Hartunian: You Frankie have it under control.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Right, now say I Susan, am a whiny fucking bitch and you Frankie, have it under control.
Susan Hartunian: I Susan, am a whiny fucking bitch and you Frankie, have it under control.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Worst comes to worst I tell everybody to go fuck themselves. Put 50 bucks in the kid's pocket, and stick him on a bus.

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Cosmo Gadabeeti: Let the spooks do the hard time Johnny... call it off.

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Frankie Ballenbacher: [on Elvis] He's like a spook

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Olivia Mazursky: [on God following her son's homicide] They say there's a reason for everything. If God's got a purpose for me, He better get the fuck down here and tell me what it is, 'cause I don't see it.

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Frankie Ballenbacher: Fiesta, motherfuckers!

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Cosmo Gadabeeti: [grabs onto Johnny Truelove] Hey, look at this kid. How handsome he is. Look at this! You must be knocking them dead. You knocking them dead?
Johnny Truelove: No. Let go of me.
Cosmo Gadabeeti: So what are you doing tonight? You chasing tail?

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[last lines]
Cosmo Gadabeeti: I'm telling you, he's lost.
Sonny Truelove: I think he's right. I mean, I ain't seen him. He ain't here. He must be lost. Now get the fuck out of my house.

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