Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Kristen Schaal: Susana

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• [first lines] 

  Tim : [watching out the window]  Poor Jacobson.

  Josh : He took his stapler? How pitiful is that?

  Tim : Still, you got to hand it to him... he wen! for it.

  Josh : That was his big mistake. Always stay in the middle of the pack. It's the frontrunners who fall off the cliff.

  Susana : At least Jacobson made it up on the seventh floor. It smells like cabbage on this floor.

  Tim : That's the smell of dead dreams.

  Susana : I go to the clubs at night and people are like, "Hey, who's wearing the coleslaw?" Do you know how hard it is to get laid when you smell like coleslaw? Not hard, but Still.

  Josh : He had a pretty sweet office. I wonder whos gonna get it?

  Tim : You wonder who's gonna get his office? Jesus, Josh, why don't you show a little class? The guy just got fired.