Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
Jemaine Clement: Kieran
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Quotes
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Kieran : Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." So I will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor.
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Kieran : Have you ever just spent five months living with a herd of goats, as one of them?
Barry : No.
Kieran : No? That surprises me. The thing about a goat is, it never denies itself what it's hungry for.
Barry : A goat will eat anything. A goat could probably eat a bike.
Kieran : A goat could eat itself, if it was driven to it. I'm just a goat... who's halfway through eating itself.
Barry : Just to be clear, what exactly are we talking about?
Kieran : Everything.