John Keebler: Jake

Quotes 

• Jack : [to Jake, regarding a painting]  So, Big Guy, you ever think of pursuing your artwork?

  Jake : Actually, my mother painted that. She recently passed away.

  [Susan shoots Jack an angry look] 

  Jack : I'm sorry.

  Jake : I'm just kidding.

  Jack : That's quite a sense of humor you have; you unleash that one often?

• Jake : I'm Jake.

  Susan : I'm Susan, this is my husband, Jack.

  Jake : Jack and Jake, we're just a C and an E apart!