Satellite City (1996– )

Shelley Miranda Barrett: Mandy

Quotes 

• Dad : You are the nicest young bloke I ever slept with.

  Mandy : You are the nicest young bloke I haven't slept with.

• Dad : Satan's handmaidens will get you, they'll force you to dance

  Mandy : Aye, and take drugs

  Dad : That Worthington stuff

  Mandy : 'E' Mr Price

  Dad : Aye, 'E', and then you'll dry up and die. Like it says in the papers

• Dad : I'll crush my own windpipe with a hammer if he goes

  Mandy : I'll take all my clothes off and scream

  Dad : I'll live in a suitcase under the bed without holes

  Moira price : ...and I will join Plaid Cymru