Michael : This could've been a classy joint back in the day.
Melissa : What do you know about class?
Melissa : God, his hand. What happened?
Richie : You mean The Claw?
Tye : Leprosy.
Richie : I heard chihuahua attack.
Melissa : Where are we going?
Russell : Seventh floor.
Melissa : Why?
Russell : Lucky number?
Melissa : [Opening her lunch] I specifically asked for no meat.
Tye : Granola Girl's on the rampage.
Michael : Should've left her tofu-munching ass back in County.
Melissa : [Michael throws a can at a stray dog she's trying to feed. It runs away] Fucking moron!
Michael : [laughing] What?
Melissa : He's starving!
Michael : What? He's a fucking stray dog. Who gives a shit?
Melissa : The maid's quarters? Romantic.
Russell : You know what they say. Beggars can't be choosers.
Melissa : Who's begging?
Zoe : All this for Russell?
Melissa : He's interested in my views.
Zoe : Is that why he keeps looking at your ass? My girl even shaved her hairy legs for this guy!
Melissa : Yeah, well I was getting a little sick of the natural look, anyway.
Zoe : If you call looking like a Hobbit natural.
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