Far Far Away Idol (2004 Video)

Simon Cowell: Self

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Quotes 

• Donkey : It's Donkey Time!

  [singing] 

  Donkey : Uh yeah, the heat was on/Rising to the top, oh yeah/Everybody goin' strong!/That's when my spark got hotter/I heard somebody say/Burn, baby, burn!

  [His sweetheart, Dragon, laying near him on the stage, blows some fire near him that apparently misses] 

  Donkey : Disco Inferno!/Burn, baby, burn!

  Simon Cowell : You're on fire, donkey!

  Donkey : [still singing]  Burn, baby, burn!

  Shrek : No! You're really on fire!

  Donkey : Oh, yeah, yeah...

  [looks and sees that his tail is on fire] 

  Donkey : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  [Runs around on the stage in panic leaving a trail of smoke] 

• Puss In Boots : [singing]  You keep saying, you got something for me/Something that you call love, but confess.

  [he jumps out of his boots after Tinkerbell enchants them with pixie dust and they move in sync with his feet beside him as he continues] 

  Puss In Boots : These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do... Arriba!/Cos one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!

  [he backflips into his boots] 

  Simon Cowell : Well, the cat's got my tongue, and possibly my vote.

  [turns over to see that Shrek and Fiona have gone on stage] 

  Simon Cowell : Ugh, always breaking the rules.

• Prince Charming : I'm too sexy for my shirt / Too sexy my shirt / So sexy it hurts...

  [Ugly Stepsister flirts with him from backstage] 

  Prince Charming : And I'm a model / You know what I mean / And I shake my little tush on the cat...

  [Shrek and Fiona open trapdoor under him, he falls in with the microphone landing on the the trapdoor a moment after it closes with the Ugly Stepsister looking shocked] 

  Simon Cowell : That's the artist formerly known as Prince... Charming.

• Pinocchio : [singing]  Domo Arigato, Mr. Robotto/Domo, Domo...

  Simon Cowell : Come on, get real, Pinocchio.

  Shrek : I find his performance quite wooden actually.

  [laughs about the joke he just made] 

  Shrek : Wooden.

  [Fiona giggles along with him] 

• Simon Cowell : [about Shrek and Fiona's performance]  Ogreall impression: Rather wonderful.