In Search of Santa (2003 Video)
Lee Tockar: Max, Phillip, Pup
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Quotes
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Princess Crystal : [Next to the invisible wall of Santa's City in the North Pole, which is ONLY visible to "True Believers"] Close your eyes,
[Lucinda closes her eyes, and so does Pup]
Princess Crystal : ... and visualize. In the arctic white stands a mavelous sight, a city that glitters and glows.
Princess Lucinda : Even the trees?
Princess Crystal : Oh, when it snows. Inside, you'll find merry little elves humming to themselves, loading up their selves...
Princess Lucinda : ...with toys.
Princess Crystal : And peppermint trees with chocolate leaves lining every street. Lolipop flowers.
Princess Lucinda : Candy-striped towers.
Princess Crystal : And all the sweets you can eat.
Princess Lucinda : And the chairman in charge...
Princess Crystal : ...is jolly and large.
Princess Lucinda : Santa! Santa Claus!
[a brick appears in a visible wall]
Princess Crystal : Yes.
[Another brick appears]
Princess Lucinda : I see it. I see it!
[Some more bricks appear; laughs]
Princess Lucinda : It's marvelous. It's... It's magical. It's...
Princess Crystal : [Even more bricks rapidly appear to cover the shot] Don't stop now.
[Crystal & Lucy gasp, followed by Pup, as the invisible wall becomes visible around Santa's City]
Princess Crystal : Lucy, you've done it.
Princess Lucinda : I can hardly believe it.
[the wall simply disappears two-by-two]
Princess Lucinda : I said "hardly."
[the wall simply reappears two-by-two; Pup is Barking excitedly]
Princess Crystal , Princess Lucinda : [Jumping around the enterence, repeatedly] We're here! We're here! We're here! We're here!
Max : [Comes through the small door to the city with his flying pig aside it] Right this way, please.
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Princess Crystal : Mother!
Princess Lucinda : Father!
King Calvin : Lucinda!
Queen Penelope : Crystal!
Princess Crystal : Eugene!
Eugene : Princess!
Princess Lucinda : Phillip.
Phillip : Lucy?
[Calvin, Penelope and the rest of the crowd turn toward the Terribly Deep Thinkers]
King Calvin : Deep Thinkers!
[the Deep Thinkers stops and turns around toward the crowd. Agonysia drops the "Lost at Sea" document]
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Princess Lucinda : [Running away from the polar bear] Aah! It's not a man in a furry suit! It's a hungry bear in a furry suit!
Princess Crystal , Pup : [Together and goes running away] Gasp!
Princess Lucinda : [She trips and slides down against the nearby tree; Whimpering] Gasp!
Polar Bear : [as he slowly goes downhill] Grrr...
Princess Lucinda : Now see here. I am a royal penguin princess, and I command you to not eat me.
[Lucy whimpers]
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Mrs. Claus : [to Crystal & Lucy] I'm Mrs. Claus. Welcome to the castle. We've been watching your journey on Santa's magic looking glass.
Mrs. Claus : [to everyone] Every elf, reindeer and toy knows of your great adventure.
Max : [to Crystal & Lucy] You even got past me - Max the Annoying Elf. Hmm.
[Audience cheers in the background]
Mrs. Claus : [to Crystal & Lucy] Around here, you are heroes.
Princess Lucinda : I'm no hero. I never believed in any of this.
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King Calvin , Queen Penelope , Agonysia , Mortmottimes , Derridommis , Eugene , Phillip , The Wing Maidens , The Crowd of Royal Rookery Rock : [together] Happy hatchday to you / Happy hatchday to you / You're looking real swell / Since you shattered your shell / Happy Ha-aaa-atchday to yo-oooo-ou
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[Princesses Crystal & Lucinda and Pup the Seal head to the front door of Max Elfman's igloo; Crystal knocks door]
Max : [Opens door] Whatever you're sellin' I ain't buying.
Princess Crystal : We're not selling anything.
Max : Oh. Then, get lost.
[Shuts door; The Princesses gasp]
Princess Crystal : We already are.
[She knocks Max's front door again]
Max : What?
[Opens door as he said]
Princess Crystal : We came all the way from the South Pole to find Santa.
Max : Then you came for nothin'. Ain't you heard? Santy Claus, DON'T EXIST. Now scram!
[Shuts door]
Princess Lucinda : Can we go home now?
Princess Crystal : He's testing us. It's part of the grand quest tradition.
Princess Lucinda : He's certainly testing my patience.
[Crystal knocks the door once again]
Max : [Opens] You again?
Princess Crystal : You're not fooling anyone Mr. Elf.
Max : Elfman.
Princess Crystal : [Points to Max's shoes] Perhaps you'd care to explain your shoes.
[Camera shows Max's shoes]
Princess Crystal : Looks like regulation elf footwear to me.
Princess Lucinda : I thought elves had pointy ears.
[Max covers his ears which is hidden from his hood]
Princess Crystal : Kindly remove your hood, Mr. Elfman.
Max : I don't wanna.
Princess Crystal : Because you're hiding elf hears.
Max : No. It's just a- I have a receding hairiine and I'm a little... elf-conscious.
[Giggles]
Princess Lucinda : I command you to remove your hood ths instant.
Max : Make me.
[He starts running as he takes off his hood revealing his pointy ears as Lucy grabs his hood]
Princess Lucinda : Delighted to oblige.
[She holds onto Max's hood for the few seconds as Pup barks then she relases it starting a chase]
Princess Crystal : After him!
Pup : [He and Crystal & Lucy goes chasing after Max. They go through the igloo and into the back door] Arf-ar-arf!
[after they got out quickly Crystal remembered he goes around the left side of the igloo and continues chasing. Max get on his fat pig with a magic flying spinning cap and spins the pig's cap. They begin flying towards Santa's city. Crystal, Lucy and Pup stops chasing as they fly away]
Princess Crystal : Oh Lucy, you said we'd find Santa when pigs fly. You're a genius.
Princess Lucinda : True. FOLLOW THAT PIIIIG!
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Phillip : King and Queen, Deep Thinkers, ladies and gentlebirds. Brace yourselves for the comedy stylings of royal funnybird, Eugene the fool.