- [last lines]
- Bonnie Rockwaller: It finally happened. She's dating that loser.
- [louder]
- Bonnie Rockwaller: Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are *dating*? Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!...
- [awkward silence]
- Kids at Prom: [shout] Hooray!
- Ron: Taking over the world is one thing, but you ruined Bueno Nacho. You're gonna pay.
- Dr. Drakken: You can't be serious.
- Ron: Note serious face.
- Dr. Drakken: Please, have mercy, uh - the name escapes me - oh, I beg of you!
- Ron: Say my name. SAY IT!
- Dr. Drakken: It's... uh, er... Stoppable.
- [crack of thunder]
- Ron: [quietly] Boo-yah.
- [the Sumo Ninja confronts Kim and Ron long after receiving an atomic wedgie]
- Sumo Ninja: [high-pitched voice] I shall be avenged!
- [Kim and Ron giggle uncontrollably. The Ninja grabs Ron and shoves him against the wall]
- Sumo Ninja: What?
- Ron: Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kinda ruins your mystique.
- Sumo Ninja: [same squeaky voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am VENGEANCE!
- Kim: [after listening to Drakken's speech on her weakness of being a teen] You're right, Drakken. Boys, dating, oh, it's hard. But this is easy.
- [punches Drakken in the face]
- Ron: I dunno, something's different there now. Who am I kidding? Something has been there all the time. Well I think there's something there, does she?
- Dr. Drakken: [about his latest plan] You still haven't figured it out, have you?
- Shego: There is no plan in this, is there?
- Dr. Drakken: [sing-song] Oh, yes there is!
- Shego: [getting angry] Spill!
- Dr. Drakken: No.
- Shego: [ignites her powers] Why not?
- Dr. Drakken: Kim Possible is not smarter than you...
- Shego: [powers down] That's true.
- Dr. Drakken: If you haven't figured it out, then she hasn't figured it out. Which means...
- Shego: [stunned] You... just might win.
- [Drakken is using his henchmen to research teen psychology and fads; he approaches a room made up like a teenager's bedroom, where pop music is playing]
- Dr. Drakken: Stevens, progress report!
- Stevens: What up, Dr. D-diggity-dog?
- Dr. Drakken: [turns off screen] We've lost Stevens.
- Dr. Drakken: [to Shego] Fo-shizel, she-gizle.
- Shego: Ugh, wait, are you trying to be "hip" again?
- Dr. Drakken: Word to your mother.
- [Shego groans]
- Dr. Possible: Kimmie needs our help.
- Dr. Ann Possible: Okay, we're talking about giant robots, here.
- Dr. Possible: Giant cybertronic robots.
- Jim Possible: Giant cybertronic robots armed with state-of-the-art weapons.
- Tim Possible: Aww, Kim doesn't stand a chance.
- Dr. Possible: Boys, how many times have I told you? Anything's possible, for a Possible.
- Dr. Drakken: [imitating Kim] "Boys, boys, boys! Who should I go to the dance with? Who's the perfect boy?"
- Ron: Sumo Ninja?
- Sumo Ninja: [deep, threatening voice] I am strong like the mountain!
- [Ron dodges his hold]
- Ron: That is sick and wrong!
- Sumo Ninja: I am your doom!
- Ron: [after the Diablo toy transforms into a giant robot] That would be SO cool if it wasn't the last thing we were ever gonna see.
- [Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera]
- Ron: I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!
- Jim Possible: Ron's on TV!
- Tim Possible: And he's freaking out!
- Dr. Ann Possible: Honey, I think the boys are right.
- Dr. Possible: Hmm, Ronald, freaking?
- [He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]
- Dr. Possible: [chuckling] Oh, so he is.
- Dr. Possible: My teenaged daughter is not afraid of you. Why should I be... Drew?
- Dr. Drakken: AH! I hate it when you call me that! I am not the man you knew in college, Possible!
- Dr. Possible: Still can't get a date though, I bet.
- Dr. Drakken: AH! Why is it every Possible I capture feels the need to give me lip? Doesn't anyone respect the tradtional captive-captor relationship anymore? Has society just gone completely to seed?
- Dr. Possible: If I could interrupt your rant to point out that I'm not telling you anything about the project?
- Dr. Drakken: Oh, I anticipated that. You know what they say: if you want to make an omelette, you've got to break a few eggheads...
- [on prom night, Kim unexpectedly has to fight a giant robot; after a near-miss from one of its weapons, she notices her scorched hem]
- Kim: Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?
- [trying to distract Bonnie from Kim & Eric]
- Monique: Is that Brick out there hitting on the girl at earring world?
- Bonnie Rockwaller: He's hypnotized by her big hoops.
- Ron: Okay, Rufus. I think I'm ready. Not just for the dance, but to do something no man should ever have to do... Talk about his feelings!
- [Ron gives Eric a tour of Middleton High School]
- Ron: This is the cafeteria, where I'm told you can find a nutritious, hot meal. I haven't yet, but your mileage may vary.
- [watching Kim & Eric dance]
- Brick Flagg: Possible and the new guy got the funk.
- Bonnie Rockwaller: Oh, shut up.
- Brick Flagg: Okay.
- Kim: [about finding a date for the prom] Okay, Bonnie's going out with Brick, so she gets all high-horse and she's all boys, and the prom, and the stupid food chain, and... and... and... I'm gonna end up with Ron!
- Dr. Ann Possible: I don't see what the crisis is, sweetie. He's a very nice guy.
- Kim: Mom, he's not a guy, he's RON.
- Ron: [to cafeteria lady] I'll have the wild mushroom risotto with cracked peppers and fresh shaved parmesan, and please don't skimp on the truffle oil!
- [cafeteria lady scoops usual slop on his plate]
- [on Prom Night]
- Dr. Ann Possible: Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.
- Dr. Possible: [stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...
- Eric: Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.
- Dr. Possible: [surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!