Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of 'Diff'rent Strokes' (2006 TV Movie)

John Innes: Conrad Bain

Quotes 

• Gary Coleman - 13-29 years : I'm sorry Conny, but damn it, I'm too old to be climbing into your lap every week!

  Conrad Bain : I know. But the problem is, America loves it!

  Gary Coleman - 13-29 years : Well, America needs to get over it.

• Gary Coleman - 13-29 years : I'm never playing Arnold Jackson again, can't you understand that? Never again!

  Conrad Bain : The boy's right, Willie. Let it go

  Vic Perillo : You've got nothing to worry about, Gary. You got a pick of the projects.

  Gary Coleman - 13-29 years : Alright, let's see. Let's see.

  [Looks at numerous scripts] 

  Gary Coleman - 13-29 years : Ah, ten year old. Ah, twelve. Ooh look, an adorable eleven year old! I'm eighteen years old, I'm never playing those parts again, understand?

• Willie Coleman : This thug beat up my son, I want him fired!

  Conrad Bain : Nobody beat up anyone, Willie.

  Gary Coleman - 13-29 years : Anyway, I threw the first punch.

  Todd Bridges - 17 to 37 years : Punch, my ass. You slap like a girl.