The Break-Up (2006) Poster

(2006)

Jennifer Aniston: Brooke Meyers

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  • Brooke : My sister has been through a lot...

    Gary : ...of dick!

  • Brooke : I just don't know how we got here. Our entire relationship, I have gone above and beyond for you, for us. I've cooked, I've picked your shit up off the floor, I've laid your clothes out for you like you're a four year old. I support you, I supported your work. If we ever had dinner or anything I did the plans, I take care of everything. And I just don't feel like you appreciate any of it. I don't feel you appreciate me. All I want is to know, is for you to show me that you care.

    Gary : Why didn't you just say that to me"

    Brooke : I tried. I've tried.

    Gary : Never like that, you might have said some things that meant to imply that, but I'm not a mind reader...

    Brooke : It wouldn't matter you are who you are. Just leave me alone ok? Right now, just shut my door.

    Gary : Listen...

    Brooke : Alright Gary just please, just leave the room. Gary just... I don't want to be near you right now, please just shut the door, please.

  • Gary : What kind of bullshit move was that?

    Brooke : I'm sorry, what? What happened?

    Gary : Oh don't be coy with me. You sent that animal over here to attack me when I was hung over and weak.

    Brooke : Oh no. Look, all I know is The Tone Rangers they needed some place to rehearse so I very clearly told Richard stay in my room, which you explained to me was my space to do with what I want.

    Gary : Is that how you want to play it? Cause I'll play it like that. I'll play it like Lionel Richie, all night long, lady. Oh yeah. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future. That's right. We can make shit real uncomfortable around here, and that's what we're going to do.

    Brooke : Please, come on. You know what, you're just embarrassed because Richard kicked your ass.

    Gary : Richard did not kick my ass. What Richard did was attack me when I was half asleep.

    Brooke : Really, is that how you see it?

    Gary : There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.

  • Brooke : What are these?

    Brooke : [holds up a bag with 3 lemons] 

    Gary : You asked for lemons. What my baby wants my baby gets.

    Brooke : There are 3 lemons. I asked for 12. Baby wanted 12.

  • Gary : I'm the one who should be sorry, Brooke. I shouldn't sit here and pick on your art, because you've got the 'nuts' down, Picasso! All you have to do is cut off your frigging ear.

    Brooke : That's Van Gogh, you idiot. Your insults are much more effective when they're accurate.

  • Brooke : You're crazy.

    Gary : No, I'm not crazy and a lot of times people go "Oh that's crazy!" then they go "It's genious!". That's what happened to the person who invented fire, they burned that witch and guess what, then they got warm and they ate good stuff. Now where are we headed to. Let's not make this weird 'cause I'm not good on dates...

  • Brooke : Yea, I completely agree with you. You know, an art teacher of mine once said. Never buy a piece of art that you don't have to have. You know, don't worry about who the artist is or how much it's worth. I mean, you have to live with it everyday. You have to walk by it everyday. You have to really love it; you have to really appreciate it. It's kind of like picking a mate.

  • Marilyn Dean : Who am I?

    Brooke : Marilyn Dean.

    Marilyn Dean : And where are we?

    Brooke : The Marilyn Dean Gallery.

    Marilyn Dean : And of whom is that portrait?

    Brooke : That is, uh, Marilyn Dean.

    Marilyn Dean : Yeah. Now, your personal life is your personal life... but you look like shit. And if you look like shit, Marilyn Dean looks like shit, and then it's my business, and when it comes to my business... I don't like anything that's distracting. So I want you to take the rest of the day off... to be sad... and get back here tomorrow ready to take care of... business! Got it?

  • [last lines] 

    Gary : I'm just saying we shouldn't wait so long the next time before we...

    Brooke : Yeah.

    Gary : Catch up.

    Brooke : We have a lot more to talk about.

    Gary : Yeah.

    Brooke : So.

    Gary : Be good.

    Brooke : Okay.

    Gary : Bye.

    Brooke : Bye.

  • Brooke : Who loves ya, baby?

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