Breckin Meyer: Jon Arbuckle
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Quotes
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Jon Arbuckle : Liz, will you marry me?
[shows the ring to Liz]
Liz Wilson : Yes.
[Everyone starts clapping]
Garfield : You know a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.
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Jon Arbuckle : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?
Garfield : I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from yourself.
Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water, and company.
Garfield : [points at Odie] Which one is he?
Jon Arbuckle : Be good.
Garfield : Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a maneater!
[Jon closes the door]
Garfield : Oh no. He's under her spell.
[Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet]
Garfield : Okay, Odie, I'll give you one small clue... *it's not in there!*
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Veterinary Assistant : They're gonna be fine, Jon.
Jon Arbuckle : You know, Garfield's never stayed in a kennel before, so I'm afriad he might have some separation anxiety.
Veterinary Assistant : [assuring] No. He's probably fast asleep in his cage by now.
[in the cage room, Garfield and Odie are in a cage and Garfield shouts while striking the cage door]
Garfield : YOU HEAR ME WARDEN? I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
[strikes the cage door again]
Garfield : ANYTHING I SAY CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW!
[shakes the cage door]
Garfield : AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY TOO, PAL!
[stomps the floor of the cage]
Garfield : AND IF I CAN'T AFFORD ONE, ONE MUST BE PROVIDED FOR ME BY THE COURT!
[Garfield shakes the cage door very hard, causing it to swing open with him on it]
Garfield : NEVER MIND!
[Garfield lets go of the cage door and falls to the floor]
Garfield : I just broke out!
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Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, since when do you say "no" to lasagna?
Prince : ...You do realize I'm a cat, don't you sir?
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Jon Arbuckle : Garfield? Odie, wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Prince : Garfield? What the devil is a garfield?
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Liz Wilson : [to Jon] Don't let Odie out of your sight they might deport him.
Garfield : [very interested] *Deport* Odie? Ooh, I like this country already! Oops...
[the table tips over and the bag and Garfield fall onto the floor]
Garfield : [getting up] OK, I'm gonna need a litterbox, a Room Service manual and the TV remote and, in that order. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office.
[walks towards the bathroom]
Jon Arbuckle : [looks into his bag and gets surprised that his clothes are gone] Where are my clothes?
Garfield : [in the toilet] Cool. My very own cat tub.
[turns on the buttwasher and turns it back off immediately after being squirted by water]
Garfield : Gol-ly!
[spits some water out]
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Jon Arbuckle : [dries Prince with a towel] Mr. and Mrs. Jon Arbuckle... Liz Arbuckle... Elizabeth Arbuckle.
Prince : Listen, you dolt. There's been a coup d'etat. Attempted murder most foul. I am Prince XII of Carlyle.
[smoothens fur]
Prince : [to Odie] You there, with the wise and thoughtful look. Hello. Convince this man there's been a mix-up.
Jon Arbuckle : [comes out of the bathroom with a blow-dryer] Garfield, I want you to be at my wedding party.
Prince : Wedding party?
Jon Arbuckle : Think you can hold a basket of flowers in your mouth?
Prince : Enough with the frooming, you dunce. My subjects face mortal jeopardy.
[gets off the bed]
Prince : [to Odie] Dog, approach.
[Odie approaches Prince]
Prince : We must plan my escape, and I'm relying on your expedience and cunning.
[Odie begins chasing his tail]
Prince : [sighs] Okey-dokey, new plan.
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Jon Arbuckle : What am I gonna do? How am I supposed to find Garfield? London's very big.
[Odie fetches some newspaper from the trash can and hands it to Jon]
Jon Arbuckle : [after reading the headline] I don't care about some alien love baby, okay? I'm worried about Garfield.
[Odie jumps on Jon and licks him, telling him to turn the paper over]
Jon Arbuckle : Okay Odie, you know what, you're being a real...
[reads the article about Prince]
Jon Arbuckle : "Lady Eleanor Carlyle inherits her entire estate to her beloved cat Prince XII." Maybe somebody mistook this cat for... Garfield! Come on! Good boy!
