Land of the Lost (2009)

Matt Lauer: Matt Lauer

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Quotes 

• Dr. Rick Marshall : This is for you. I signed it.

  [hands his book to Matt Lauer] 

  Dr. Rick Marshall : You're supposed to say the title and the publisher.

  Matt Lauer : That's not gonna happen.

  Dr. Rick Marshall : Just say it.

  Matt Lauer : No.

  Dr. Rick Marshall : Just say the damn title.

  Matt Lauer : Fine.

  [shows book to TV audience] 

  Matt Lauer : 'Matt Lauer Can Suck It' by Dr. Rick Marshall.

  Dr. Rick Marshall : I was so surprised that your attorney signed off on that. I was like, "Are you sure? Is this gonna be okay?" He said, "Yeah, go for it."

  Matt Lauer : Son of a bitch.

• [after Marshall storms off the stage of "Today"] 

  Matt Lauer : That was my guest, Dr. Rick Marshall

  Dr. Rick Marshall : [offscreen]  You're God damn right it was!

  Matt Lauer : His new book arrives tomorrow. You might want to look for it in the "I'm out of my freaking mind" department.

• [Rick Marshall on the Today Show talking about his new scientific discovery] 

  Dr. Rick Marshall : It boils down to two simple words.

  Matt Lauer : Renewable biofuels.

  Dr. Rick Marshall : Close. Time warps.