Head Cases (2005)
Chris O'Donnell: Jason Payne
Quotes
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Jason Payne : There's screwed up... and then there's Shultz.
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Jason Payne : [after being fired from Hawkins & Bates] Oh, my God, I'm crazy and I'm unemployed.
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Russell Shultz : Thanks a lot, jackass.
Jason Payne : You're wearing two bailiffs and I'm the jackass?
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Jason Payne : Only you can ruin a nature show.
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Jason Payne : [Shultz hits Barry Blumberg over the head with a book] Woah!
Russell Shultz : Evidence code. Genius.
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Jason Payne : It's two in the morning!
Russell Shultz : Do you know that giraffes only sleep like, two hours a day? Do you watch Animal Planet?
Jason Payne : We're not giraffes!
Russell Shultz : Exactly!
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Jason Payne : Will you take him back to wherever you abducted him from?
Russell Shultz : Fine. I was just trying to help, you don't have to get all... snickety.
[moves to close the trunk]
Jason Payne : Take him out of the trunk!
Russell Shultz : All right.
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Jason Payne : How did you find out I had a meeting?
Russell Shultz : I'm kinda like God; I know everything.
