- Miranda Cotton: [Brendan has just proposed to her sister] Congratulations.
- Brendan Block: Thanks. You know, when I was making the announcement I was looking at your mouth.
- Miranda Cotton: Why?
- Brendan Block: Well... it's beautiful. I was just thinking... I've come in that mouth.
- Brendan Block: [having been dumped by Miranda] Miranda, I love you.
- Miranda Cotton: Just go.
- Brendan Block: You bitch. So you're just laying me on just like you did with your siter's boyfriend. "Michael kissed me today, Kerry's Michael. We did it in Kerry's bed..."
- Miranda Cotton: JUST PISS OFF!
- Brendan Block: If I go now I'll never come back.
- Miranda Cotton: ...I think I'll survive.
- [Brendan looks at her, dumbfounded, then storms out]
- Brendan Block: [just found out that Miranda wants to break up with him] Miranda, I love you.
- Miranda Cotton: Just go.
- Brendan Block: You Bitch.