You, Me and Dupree (2006)
Seth Rogen: Neil
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Quotes
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Neil : How the hell did Dupree wind up on the worng island?
Carl Peterson : Dupree was born on the wrong island.
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Neil : [watch beeps] Shit balls!
Carl Peterson : What's that?
Neil : It's my alarm. My hour's up. That's it for me.
Carl Peterson : What, are you kidding me? Where are you going?
Neil : I've got to go meet my wife and watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Ya-Ya Pants. I don't... How late do you get to stay out? I used to have midnight. Do you get midnight? 'Cause I was late once...
Carl Peterson : I'm a grown man, Neil. I don't have a curfew.
Neil : Not yet you don't.
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Neil : [breathes in Carl's face] Do I smell like beer?
Carl Peterson : Yeah.
Neil : Good. Because you know what I don't smell like, then? Cigarettes and weed.
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Carl Peterson : Why don't you watch it in your house?
Neil : Because I can't have friends over on weeknights and you know that.
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Neil : [on the phone with Carl] Did you actually throw away your porn collection?
Carl Peterson : Look, Neil, I'm having a dinner party.
Neil : I'm coming to get it.
[yells to his wife]
Neil : Going to Starbucks! Be back!
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Neil : Don't tell me you want the porn back because you can't have it! Why is it all Asian?
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Neil : You cannot come in here. She said so, man. She makes the rules.
Carl Peterson : You know what? I don't need this, Neil. I don't need this.
Neil : I don't need this! I'm sorry!
Annie : Neil, get back in here!
Neil : She controls what I do!