Severance (2006)

Danny Dyer: Steve

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Quotes 

• Steve : Shit, I've left Gordon's foot on the coach... sorry mate.

• Steve : You FOUND a pie?

• [the group is at breakfast the day after Steve ate the hallucinogenic mushrooms] 

  Maggie : Are you still tripping?

  Steve : No, no. Why are you naked?

• [last lines] 

  Steve : Foursome?

• Steve : [Trousers round his ankles, urinating]  Listen - now I know we're mates, but if you look at my cock one more time, I'm gonna kick off.

  Billy : What are you talking about? I have not once looked at your winkie!

• Harris : [after Steve finds a tooth in the pie]  Bit young to be losing your teeth, Steve.

  Steve : It's not my tooth.

  Richard : What?

  Jill : Could it be the cow's tooth?

  Steve : A cow with gold fillings?

• Steve : Just saw a geezer in a balaklava with a suitcase... No... more of a travel bag.

• Steve : [In response to Bill saying he likes Maggie]  No offence mate, but you've got more chance of getting shit from a rocking horse.

• Billy : Dating's complicated in England.

  Steve : English birds ain't complicated. You buy 'em a Bacardi Breezer and they'll ride you like Sea Biscuit.

• Steve : You've got about as much chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse!

• Gordon : [Steve is eating magic mushrooms, the coach sharply stops]  Anyone need first aid?

  Steve : I might do in about 20 minutes...