Igor (2008)

Jennifer Coolidge: Jaclyn, Heidi

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Quotes 

• Eva : We haven't met. Hi, I'm Eva.

  [extends hand] 

  Heidi : [whimpers] 

  Eva : You're upset. I know... 'who's the strange woman living with Igor?' But, I assure you, Igor and I are just friends. As his girlfriend, you have *nothing* to worry about.

  Heidi : I'm not hees geerlfriend.

  Eva : You're not? But the way he looks at you... he never looks at me that way.

  Heidi : Maybe... some men like vomen, who don't look like zey vere put togezer in ze junkyard.

  [pause] 

  Eva : Right.

  Heidi : You have a very ugly face.