My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)

Anna Faris: Hannah Lewis

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Quotes 

• Hannah Lewis : Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

• Jenny Johnson : I thought you were just a jerk. Now I find out you're really STUPID. Teaming up with Barry?

  Jenny Johnson : [to Matt, as she crushes his chest with her big foot]  You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING!

  Hannah Lewis : [Hannah is flying, she just got super-powers]  HEY! Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy bitch!

  Jenny Johnson : Bring it!

  [they start fighting in mid-air] 

• Hannah Lewis : [referring to Jenny]  She sounds like a nutcase.

  Matt Saunders : So you're saying she's perfect for me.

• Carla Dunkirk : You were staring at her butt.

  Hannah Lewis : [smiling; flattered]  He was?

  Matt Saunders : No I wasn't...

  Carla Dunkirk : Yes he was!

• Matt Saunders : Why did you call me?

  Hannah Lewis : [dejected]  Steve was cheating on me. I caught him in bed with another woman. Actually, two other women. Maybe three. I don't know, I didn't really get a good look.

  Matt Saunders : [he thinks Steve is a rat, but is nevertheless impressed with his sexual prowess]  Three, eh? Wow.

  Hannah Lewis : Steve was so good-looking, and he loved jazz, and rock-climbing; he took me to nice places, and he gave me multiple orgasms...

  Matt Saunders : [interrupts her]  I don't really need to hear that.

  Hannah Lewis : The thing is, I never really had any fun with him. Not like I have with you. You've been a really good friend to me, Matt Saunders.