The Dark Knight (2008)

Michael Stoyanov: Dopey

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Grumpy : [with Chuckles, picks up Bozo on the street]  Three of a kind, let's do this!

  Chuckles : That's it? Three guys?

  Grumpy : Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.

  Chuckles : *Six* shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.

  Grumpy : He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice?

  Dopey : [up on the roof]  I know why they call him "The Joker".

  Happy : [breaking open the alarm box with Dopey]  So why do they call him "the Joker"?

  Dopey : I hear he wears makeup.

  Happy : Makeup?

  Dopey : Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

  Grumpy : [On the street, Bozo, Grumpy and Chuckles get out of their car and run inside the bank. Grumpy fires off a round into the air to grab the attention of the customers and tellers]  All right, everybody! Hands up, heads down!

  [In the background, Chuckles overpowers one of the guards] 

  Grumpy : Let's put hands up, heads down!

  [grabs a teller by his collar and pulls him over his desk] 

  Grumpy : Let's go, pal! I'm making a withdrawal here!

  [He then points his gun at a female teller] 

  Grumpy : I said hands up!

  Dopey : [waiting eagerly with Happy on the roof]  Here comes the silent alarm...

  [presses a button to disable it] 

  Dopey : ... and there it goes!

  [Downstairs, Grumpy has managed to pull the female teller over the counter] 

  Dopey : That's funny. It didn't dial out to 911 - it was trying to reach a private number.

  Happy : Is there a problem?

  Dopey : Nah, nah. I'm done here.

  [Happy shoots him, steals his bag, and rushes downstairs into the vault. In the lobby, Bozo is sticking gas grenades in the hostages' hands and pulling the pins] 

  Grumpy : Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your hands other than holding on to dear life!

• Happy : So why do they call him "The Joker"?

  Dopey : I heard he wears make-up.

  Happy : Make-up?

  Dopey : [on the roof of the bank trying to disconnect the silent alarm]  Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

• [while Grumpy overpowers two of the tellers in the bank, Happy and Dopey wait for the silent alarm to come] 

  Dopey : Here comes the silent alarm...

  [disables it by pressing a button] 

  Dopey : And there it goes.

  [pause] 

  Dopey : That's funny, it didn't dial out to 9-1-1. It was trying to reach a private number.

  Happy : Is it a problem?

  Dopey : Nah, I'm done here.

  [Happy shoots him with a silenced Beretta 92SB-C, then takes his bag and runs down into the vault]