Alan Partridge (2013)

Jaspal Badwell: Police Officer

Quotes 

• Police Officer : Identify yourself!

  Alan Partridge : Alan Partridge! Who the f- Alan Partridge! You know who I am, I've not been off TV for that long! Identify yourself.

• Police Officer : [reading from transcript of radio conversation]  01:00 Partridge: I wish this was abroad because it would make a brilliant 'Banged Up Abroad'

  Police Officer : Farrell: What's 'Banged Up Abroad'?

  Police Officer : Partridge: You don't know 'Banged Up Abroad'?

  Police Officer : Farrell: No

  Police Officer : Partridge: Everyone knows 'Banged Up Abroad'

  Police Officer : Farrell: I don't, what is 'Banged Up Abroad'

  Police Officer : Partridge: You seriously don't know 'Banged Up Abroad'? You have to be shitting me

  Police Officer : Farrell: I've never even heard of 'Banged Up Abroad'

  Policewoman : Just get to the bit where they stop saying 'Banged Up Abroad'

  Police Officer : Sidekick Simon: I once banged up a broad

  Police Officer : Partridge: That's the best you've got, even with a gun to your head?

  Policewoman : He's got a gun to his head?