The Astronaut Farmer (2006)
Billy Bob Thornton: Charles Farmer
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Quotes
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Charles Farmer : You see, when I was a kid, they used to tell me that I could be anything I wanted to be. No matter what. And maybe I am insane, I don't know, but I still believe that.
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Will Beacon : How do we know that you're not constructing a WMD?
Charles Farmer : Well, because if I was building a weapon of mass destruction, you wouldn't be able to find it.
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Charles Farmer : So, what do you wanna be when you get out of here?
Child #2 : I don't know.
Charles Farmer : What do you mean, you don't know?
Child #2 : I don't know.
Charles Farmer : Well, let me tell you something, you better know what you wanna do before somebody knows it for you. Trust me.
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Charles Farmer : What makes you think your dad would wear a pink turtleneck?
Audrey 'Audie' Farmer : The color is salmon.
Charles Farmer : That's the color on the inside of a salmon. I don't think a fish would wear that color on the outside.
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Charles Farmer : Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention, please? I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing a balloon.
Shepard Farmer : I'm going to the moon and I'm bringing an oxygen tank.
Charles Farmer : I believe you're going to the moon.
Stanley Farmer : I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing Mr. Grump.
Audrey 'Audie' Farmer : No, but not at the table.
Shepard Farmer : You're not bringing a hamster to the moon.
Stanley Farmer : Yes, I can.
Charles Farmer : Yes, she can. I believe she's going to the moon.
Stanley Farmer : Ooh. Ha ha.
Sunshine Farmer : I'm going to the moon, and I'm gonna bring sugar.
Charles Farmer : Hey, sweetie, the objective is- is to connect a common theme based on what Daddy's bringing. So, I'm sorry, you can't go to the moon.
Sunshine Farmer : I never get to go.
Audrey 'Audie' Farmer : Okay, my turn. I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing... Sunshine.
Charles Farmer : Well, since she holds air, I believe we're all going to the moon.
