Waitress (2007)

Jeremy Sisto: Earl

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Quotes 

• Earl : Hey. You remember what I said - don't you go lovin' that baby too much.

  Jenna : I don't love you, Earl. I haven't loved you for years. I want a divorce.

  Earl : [laughs]  Well, that's not a funny joke. You got this new baby here, you shouldn't be making jokes like that...

  Jenna : I want you the hell out of my life. You are never to touch me, ever again; I am done with you. If you ever come within six yards of me, I will flatten your sorry ass and I'll enjoy doin' it.

• Earl : [while having sex]  Say something sexy to me.

  Jenna : [deadpan]  What do you want me to say?

  [he climaxes] 

• Earl : Open the cabinet where the coffee and the sugar jars are.

  Jenna : I dont want...

  Earl : [shouting]  Just open it!

  [Jenna opens the cabinet, and money falls out] 

  Earl : What is that, Jenna? What is that?

  Jenna : Money.

  Earl : It's all over the fuckin' house! In cabinets, in drawers, under chairs, in closets! Money hidden all over my house!

  Jenna : [whispering]  I'm sorry.

  Earl : After everything I've done for you, you go and hide money from me?

  [falls to his knees, sobbing] 

  Earl : You're the only thing I ever loved, Jenna. You're the only person that ever belonged to me. And you having a secret from me tears me up.

• Earl : I don't care if you are fat now. You're my sweet thing.

• Earl : Hey, guess what, sugar? We got enough money left, I can buy me a nice video camera. Film you being, pregnant, the birth, film the baby. Maybe when you get a figure back, we can make a few nasty tapes, if you know what I mean.

  Jenna : Sounds wonderful, Earl.

• Earl : Here's the thing, wife. What if you decide you love the baby more than you love me? Women do it all the time. They have the baby and it's to hell with the man.

  Jenna : You're jealous of the baby?

  Earl : No, I don't get jealous. It's below me. I'm just talking it out. I'm talking my feelings out. And I know how women get.