Blood Drips Heavily on Newsies Square (1991 Video)
Mark David: Don Knotts
Quotes
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Kenny Ortega : Has anybody seen Trey?
Max Casella : Fugget about Trey, where's my fuckin' chair?
Don Knotts : I've got your fuckin' chair, bitch! Why don't come find it? Stupid fucking heavy thing...
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Don Knotts : Wait a second. Hey! Aren't you dead yet?
Michael A. Goorjian : No.
Don Knotts : Goddammit!
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Don Knotts : Are you dead yet?
Michael A. Goorjian : No.
Don Knotts : Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
Don Knotts : Okay, it's been an hour. Are you dead yet?
Michael A. Goorjian : No.
Don Knotts : GodDAMMIT!
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Trey Parker : I was supposed ta meet 'em at da traila. I wonder where Ivan is. Oh well...
Don Knotts : He's dead, fucker, and you're next!
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Don Knotts : [Breathes heavily] Stalking's a little harder than I expected.
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Max Casella : Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you that bad actor, Don Knotts?
Don Knotts : Fuck the piggies!
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Michael A. Goorjian : Wh-who's there?
Don Knotts : Telegram!
Michael A. Goorjian : Telegram? I don't want a telegram! Go away!
Michael A. Goorjian : [Knock on door] Who is it?
Don Knotts : Flowers!
Michael A. Goorjian : Flowers? I don't want any flowers, go away!
Michael A. Goorjian : [Knock on door] Who is it?
Don Knotts : Landshark!
Michael A. Goorjian : What?
Don Knotts : ...A.D.!
Michael A. Goorjian : Oh! You're an A.D.?
Don Knotts : Oh, yeah!