First Sunday (2008)

Tracy Morgan: LeeJohn

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Quotes 

• Rickey : What kinda name is LeeJohn anyway?

  LeeJohn : My mom had two boyfriends, Lee and John. She didn't know who my daddy was, so she named me LeeJohn.

  Rickey : [after a pause]  I dunno if I would have shared that.

• LeeJohn : [after he and Durell find the church safe empty]  Who robs a church?

• LeeJohn : The white Jesus keeps starin at me!

• LeeJohn : [sees pictures of JFK and Dr. King]  Yo, Durell! They starin at me too!

  [LeeJohn clearly uneasy, keeps looking at picture of Dr. King] 

  LeeJohn : [yelling defensively]  I didn't kill the dream!

• LeeJohn : [to Judge]  If I go back to jail they gonna make me a woman!

• Mordecai : Do you want to know my name?

  LeeJohn : I don't just want to know your name, I want you to whisper it in my ear.

  Mordecai : MORDECAI!

• LeeJohn : They using big words now. Sanctuary, congested... that means umm, ghetto.

• LeeJohn : I'm gettin' my money on!

• Judge B. Bennet Galloway : Mr. Jackson, six months ago you were caught shoplifting at a Stop 'N Shop, with a box full of Ding Dongs and a six pack of Banana Strawberry Boone's Farm.

  LeeJohn : Uh, your honor, it was Goober Grape.

  Judge B. Bennet Galloway : When the arresting officer searched you, he found a twenty dollar bill in your pocket. Why didn't you just pay for it?

  LeeJohn : Because this dude named Bo-Peep was on my ass about twenty dollars and I...

• Sister Doris : Do you like birthday parties, Leonard... I mean, LeeJohn?

  LeeJohn : I don't know. I never had one.

  Sister Doris : You never had a birthday party?

  LeeJohn : When they took me to my foster home, they lost my birth certificate. So, nobody never knew when my birthday was.

  Sister Doris : Aww... I know when it is.

  LeeJohn : You do? When?

  Sister Doris : Today!

• LeeJohn : I'm gonna construct some construction that needs to be constructed.

• LeeJohn : Attica! Attica!