Big Stan (2007)

Tsuyoshi Abe: Dang

Quotes 

• [Dang confronts Stan in the Warden's office] 

  Dang : The Master has taught you well.

  Stan Minton : You studied with The Master too?

  Dang : I am his *Number One*.

  Stan Minton : Whoa, I didn't see that coming.

  Dang : There are many things you *won't see coming*.

• Dang : I'll bet The Master never prepared you for this.

  [proceeds to take off his pants] 

  Dang : Here comes the Egg Roll!