The Game Plan (2007)
Madison Pettis: Peyton Kelly
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Quotes
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Peyton Kelly : My mom says that she fell in love with you because you played guitar and you sounded just like Elvis.
Joe Kingman : Really?
Joe Kingman : [in Elvis voice] Well, what do you think?
Peyton Kelly : I think she was tone deaf, and you sound more like a wounded moose than the King.
Joe Kingman : Ohh, a wounded moose?
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Joe Kingman : Well, who are you here with?
Peyton Kelly : My father.
Joe Kingman : Well you better go get him, because I'm sure he's looking for you.
Peyton Kelly : He's not looking for me.
Joe Kingman : How do you know?
Peyton Kelly : Because he's looking *at* me.
Joe Kingman : What?
Peyton Kelly : Hi, we've never met before, you were married to my mom, Sara. Sara Kelly. My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.
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[repeated lines]
Peyton Kelly : Stupid is a mean word.
Kyle Cooper : No it isn't.
Peyton Kelly : Yes it is.
Kyle Cooper : No it isn't.
Peyton Kelly : Yes it is.
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Joe Kingman : My dad never let me have sugar.
Peyton Kelly : Is that why you never smile?
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Karen Kelly : [During a group hug] Joe...
Peyton Kelly : Daddy...
Karen Kelly , Peyton Kelly : Can't breathe.
Joe Kingman : Me neither.
[They let go of each other]
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Karen Kelly : How are things going there?
Peyton Kelly : Terrific, the food's not all that great, but my room is huge.
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Peyton Kelly : Hey, Joe. You got money on New York or something?
Joe Kingman : [Chuckles] Peyton?
[Groans]
Joe Kingman : Come here. Please tell me you're not on the lam again.
Karen Kelly : No, this time she brought the warden with her.
Joe Kingman : What are you guys doing here?
Peyton Kelly : I called an audible. See, I thought you'd be better of without me. But judging by the butt-whupping you got out there, I guess I was wrong. I love you, Daddy. I want to come home.
Joe Kingman : I love you too, Peyton. I love you so much.
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Joe Kingman : What did you put in those cookies?
Peyton Kelly : Um, milk, flour, eggs, cinnamon.
Joe Kingman : Cinammon? I'm allergic to cinnamon!
Peyton Kelly : I'm sorry.
Joe Kingman : You're sowry? I'm talking like t'his and all you can say is you're sowry?
Peyton Kelly : I'm allergic to nuts.
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Peyton Kelly : [to Joe] My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.
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Peyton Kelly : My mommy says Fanny's Burgers make kids fat and give you gas.
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Joe Kingman : You know what? It's all coming back to me. Of course. All the talking, and the arguing and the complaining! And you know what? You're just like her!
Peyton Kelly : Oh yeah?
Joe Kingman : Yeah. You think you're right about everything, just like her?
Peyton Kelly : What else?
Joe Kingman : You scrunch your nose when you get angry, just like her!
Peyton Kelly : Keep it coming!
Joe Kingman : You're always working me with those big brown eyes... Well actually it's really cute, but it doesn't matter. Because it's just like her!
Peyton Kelly : Is that all you got?
Joe Kingman : And then you get inside of people's minds and drive them crazy, just like her!
Peyton Kelly : Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn't I'd be JUST LIKE YOU!
Joe Kingman : Well I'm lucky. Because as far as I'm concerned, you are NOTHING like me!
Peyton Kelly : Good, because I am sick of it here!
Joe Kingman : Well what do you want from me?
Peyton Kelly : AAH!
Joe Kingman : Don't turn your back on me young lady! Tell me what you want!
Peyton Kelly : MY MOM!
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Joe Kingman : Hey, P, you're awake. How you feeling?
Peyton Kelly : I'm okay. I want to go home.
Joe Kingman : Okay. No problem. Doctor said you could come home tomorrow. Then we can go home.
Peyton Kelly : I want to go home now with Aunt Karen.
Joe Kingman : P, if it's... if it's what I said at the restaurant, honey, I didn't mean that.
Peyton Kelly : I just want to go home with Aunt Karen. I never should've come here.
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Joe Kingman : Now, about your mom.
Peyton Kelly : I told you, it was last-minute.
Joe Kingman : I just can't believe that the Sara I knew would just let her daughter show up at my doorstep alone.
[pause]
Joe Kingman : I know what happened.
Peyton Kelly : You do?
Joe Kingman : Yeah? She's gained a lot of weight.
Peyton Kelly : No.
Joe Kingman : What's she pushing now? About 180? Deuce?
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Joe Kingman : Then you get inside people's minds, and you drive them crazy, just like her!
Peyton Kelly : Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn't, I'd be just like you!
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Peyton Kelly : [voicemail] Hi, this is Peyton and Karen. Leave us a message. Bye.