- [first lines]
- Virgil Stamp: It looks like it hasn't cracked.
- Rex Turner: Yeah.
- Virgil Stamp: We'll have to wait until tomorrow
- Rex Turner: [takes a picture]
- Rex Turner: I'm leaving Virg... Pay the bill for the monkey lovers?
- Virgil Stamp: Take it.
- Rex Turner: Alright. Uh Virg, you are gonna leave soon, right? Virgil. Virg?
- Virgil Stamp: Huh!
- Rex Turner: You gonna leave soon?
- Virgil Stamp: Uh yeah, it's just I have a few things I want to put down in the log books, and some notes I want to put in there. A few details that I need to get...
- Rex Turner: I'll see you tomorrow.
- Mike Mendelsen: So are you going to call the fuzz?
- Virgil Stamp: Are you going to shoot me?
- Mike Mendelsen: I don't have a gun.
- Virgil Stamp: I don't have a phone.
- Blake Stamp: What are you, some kind of mad scientist! That's impossible!
- Rex Turner: [scene cut] That is incredible! What are you, some kind of genius!
- Virgil Stamp: I think she's the boss and if I cross her, she...
- Emma Dermott: She'll beat you up?
- Virgil Stamp: No she wouldn't beat me up, but... she *did* destroy my caterpillar collection once when I was spending too much time...
- Emma Dermott: You have a caterpillar collection?
- Virgil Stamp: Well I did, until she put them through the paper shredder.
- [last lines]
- Suzie: Ooo!
- Virgil Stamp: What.
- Suzie: Brain freeze.
- Virgil Stamp: Don't worry, it'll pass.