Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

Matt Damon: Linus Caldwell, 'Lenny Pepperidge'

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• Linus Caldwell : [Linus is talking to his dad on the phone]  No, Dad. It will work.

  [Danny puts his hand out for the phone] 

  Linus Caldwell : No Dad, I won't put Danny on.

  [Rusty puts his hand out for the phone] 

  Linus Caldwell : Or Rusty.

• Abigail Sponder : We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.

  Fired Waitress : I only gained 4 pounds. You can't.

  Abigail Sponder : Yeah, well, your body index is not what it's supposed to be.

  Fired Waitress : But Ms. Sponder...

  Abigail Sponder : Oh, no, baby doll. It's your butt that's the problem.

  [walks away] 

  Frank Catton : [voiceover]  You can't fire no waitress based on appearance. Man, that's just unconstitutional.

  Danny Ocean : If they were waitresses.

  Linus Caldwell : Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.

  Rusty Ryan : It's a cruel, cruel practice.

• Linus Caldwell : [passing Yen off as a whale]  He owns all of the air south of Beijing.

  Abigail Sponder : [disbelieving]  The air?

  Linus Caldwell : Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.

• [Danny, Rusty, and Linus are talking to Benedict] 

  Rusty Ryan : It can't be done.

  Linus Caldwell : We don't have the manpower.

  Danny Ocean : Or the time.

  Rusty Ryan : Or a way in.

• Linus Caldwell : [after Rusty and Danny get off the plane]  Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?

  Danny Ocean : It's not their fight!

  Linus Caldwell : Whoa!

• Abigail Sponder : [after a small earthquake]  What was that?

  Linus Caldwell : You felt it too?

• Linus Caldwell : It is not a prop for prop's sake!

• Linus Caldwell : The Nose Plays!

  Danny Ocean : Oh, the nose plays.

  Rusty Ryan : The nose plays.

• Linus Caldwell : [as Abagail is standing behind the bar]  Do you got wine back there?

  Abigail Sponder : [seduced by his chemically engineered scent]  I got everything you need back here.

• Linus Caldwell : We've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've talked to everybody we can trust. I know it's not a great idea but it is an idea and as long as we have one idea we shouldn't give up.

• Linus Caldwell : [to Danny and Rusty at the airport]  I'll see you, when I see you!

• Linus Caldwell : [on the phone with Danny]  The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.

  Danny Ocean : [over the phone]  Do you have anything?

  Linus Caldwell : Yeah, I think I have a name but I don't even know if it's right. They're calling it...

  Roman Nagel : [cuts scene]  The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.