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Nicole : Good Morning Sir, it's Mr.Basi... er, Basila... Ba...
Andrei Basilashvili : Andrei Basilashvili.
Nicole : Yes, of course, please have a seat - my name's Nicole, so, what sort of employment are you seeking?
Andrei Basilashvili : Film Star!
Nicole : Sorry?
Andrei Basilashvili : I want to be a film star.
Nicole : OK
[pause]
Nicole : do you have any experience at all in this?
Andrei Basilashvili : Well, I used to be a taxi driver, and I met Nikita Mikhalkov - he is one of Russia's greatest actor-directors... have you seen any of his films?
Nicole : No, I'm afraid not.
Andrei Basilashvili : They're very good!
Nicole : [pause while Nicole searches for a suitable job for Andrei] OK. This is what we have at present sir... just came in this morning - it's a vacancy for a sanitary technician, but it's at a very prestigious London cinema...
Andrei Basilashvili : Well, anything is better than scrubbing toilets!