David Erdos: Antonio Pannolino
Quotes
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Antonio Pannolino : It's Cinema Verite!
Alan Long : Who's she?
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Andrei Basilashvili : [in an audition for the gangster role in Antonio's new epic] Come on all you...! Er, I cannot say this word, it's, er, against my religion.
Spadina Bathurst : Well, just read on - we'll get round it - Read!
Andrei Basilashvili : Come on all you, er, morons, this is a stick up, or I'll flipping well execute every last one of you... Idiots!
[pause]
Andrei Basilashvili : Yopso Mopso
[translated loosely from Russian - 'Oh deary me!']
Andrei Basilashvili : This not very original script!
Antonio Pannolino : Philistine! Get Out!
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Stefania Pannolino : [interior of Cinecitta Studios, Rome. Casino set for the production of Antonio's epic 'Red Carpet'. Stefania's character is at the roulette] Fifty Thousand on the Black!
Croupier : Fifty Thousand Madam?
Spalding : The lady's credit is good - place the bet.
Croupier : Fifty Thousand on Black.
Bob : I'd put it on Red if I were you...
Stefania Pannolino : And why is that?
Bob : Because red is the colour of love!
Stefania Pannolino : Mmm... Pleased to meet you
[pause]
Stefania Pannolino : My name is Tatyana... Tatyana Legova.
Bob : Don't mind if I do - The name's Bob.
Antonio Pannolino : [the microphone boom drops into shot] Cut!
Stefania Pannolino : Oh no, not again...
