The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (1998 TV Special)

Chris Farley: Self, Various Characters

Quotes 

• Cindy : Mmm, these fries are good.

  [Shoves handfuls in mouth] 

  Cindy : Can I have some? These are good!

  Lucy : Cindy, could you leave some for us?

  Christy : Cindy, I thought you were supposed to, um, lose weight.

  Cindy : LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!

• Cindy : That reminds me, I have a joke: I heard Michael Jackson went shopping at K-Mart because there was a sale! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  Christy : You messed it up, dumbbell! He went shopping at K-Mart because he heard little boys' pants were half off.

• [on The Chris Farley Show, guest: Jeff Daniels] 

  Chris Farley : [to caller]  You sound familiar. Did you call in last week when Arnold Schwarzenegger was on?

  Dawn : Yes that was me.

  Chris Farley : You remember when he asked you if you remembered when he said "I'll Be Back" in both Terminators?

  Dawn : Yeah.

  Chris Farley : That was great.

• Steward : Buh-bye. You're very heavy.

  Chris Farley : What did you say?

  Steward : I said buh-bye! I just said buh-bye 40 times in a row why would I say anything else? It doesn't make sense! Did I just say something without knowing it? No! Go! Buh-bye!