- VLAD: VLAD had to fool his furry and feather friends.
- Lucky: Why? Why did VLAD have to?
- VLAD: Skinny evil woman wanted to change VLAD. Went to turn VLAD into flight fat farm. VLAD's mission to violate countries, not melt off pounds fast.
- Rolly: But why dognap us?
- VLAD: VLAD wanted little comrades to help fulfill VLAD's destiny: to seek and destroy all orbiting traffic and become star of outer space!
- Cadpig: Of course.
- Spot: Should have guessed.
- Rolly: What else?
- [first lines]
- Lucky: [playing a video game] Ha ha, got 'em. Reduce speed to light vector 7. Uh-oh, my sensors are detecting the presence of a hostile spaceship in this sector.
- Cadpig: How long do you suppose Captain Flea Dip will be conquering space today?
- Spot: Probably just his usual romp to the Omega Quadrant and back.
- Rolly: Oh, come on, Lucky. You promised to check out Cruella's trash. She's got all kinds of great new stuff in it.
- Lucky: No way. There's no reason to stop playing the game now.
- Rolly: I'll give you at least three reasons why. One: You promised.
- Spot: Two: It's not good for you to sit inside all day long and play video games.
- Cadpig: And three: you look like a rabid dog behind those controls. You need to relax pup and get outside.
- Lucky: Holy cow, a Kaputnic battle cruiser! Raise the shields. Fire the plutonium torpedoes.
- Cadpig: [mockingly] Mop up the poop deck. Hold in the egg whites.
- [Lucky's friends try to pull him away from the video game]
- Cadpig: Let's go!
- Lucky: No!
- Cruella de Vil: Oh, just throw the nuclear warheads in the dumpster. Tomorrow's trash day and I'd like to be out of town when they toss it in the truck.
- Cadpig: Well, if this isn't just like Ms. Bulldoze the Rain Forest. Hasn't Cruella heard of recycling?
- Spot: I don't think we should touch anything. I mean, isn't there some law against scratching an instrument of total annihilation?