21 Jump Street (TV Series)
Don't Pet the Teacher (1987)
Johnny Depp: Officer Tom Hanson
Quotes
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Susan Chadwick : Hi.
Officer Tom Hanson : Hi.
Susan Chadwick : Looks like you could use some help.
Officer Tom Hanson : Yeah I could. My tire's flat.
Susan Chadwick : Only on the bottom.
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Officer Tom Hanson : [playing baseball] Good eye, Harry. Wait for your pitch.
Officer Harry Truman Ioki : Hey, you guys may have invented the game, but we perfected it.
Officer Doug Penhall : Yeah, sushi and baseball both, right?
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[Jenko arguing about Hanson's date with the teacher]
Officer Tom Hanson : I'm sorry.
Captain Richard Jenko : Hey, hey, you're a person. You don't have to apologize for having a personal life. You should just always remember to have it on your two-week-vacation each year.
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[last lines]
Susan Chadwick : Hi.
Officer Tom Hanson : Can I buy you a drink?
Susan Chadwick : Why don't we just stay in?
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Principal Weintraub : [Hanson has been forced to reveal his true identity] Why wasn't I notified?
Officer Tom Hanson : Because then it wouldn't be undercover.
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Susan Chadwick : You lied to me.
Officer Tom Hanson : No, I misled you. And as weak as it sounds, I was just doing my job.
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Susan Chadwick : Boys didn't kiss like this when I was in high school.
Officer Tom Hanson : It's a good thing, you never would have graduated.