21 Jump Street (TV Series)

Don't Pet the Teacher (1987)

Leah Ayres: Susan Chadwick

Quotes 

• Susan Chadwick : Hi.

  Officer Tom Hanson : Hi.

  Susan Chadwick : Looks like you could use some help.

  Officer Tom Hanson : Yeah I could. My tire's flat.

  Susan Chadwick : Only on the bottom.

• [last lines] 

  Susan Chadwick : Hi.

  Officer Tom Hanson : Can I buy you a drink?

  Susan Chadwick : Why don't we just stay in?

• Susan Chadwick : You lied to me.

  Officer Tom Hanson : No, I misled you. And as weak as it sounds, I was just doing my job.

• Susan Chadwick : Boys didn't kiss like this when I was in high school.

  Officer Tom Hanson : It's a good thing, you never would have graduated.